HOSTCOCK.COM,
PTY LTD πΈπ¨
Represented by warnerbro.st legal team
VS
HOST-C.COM π·π΄
Severly underrepresented by guards.re
sister team
Case No. 2025-69-69
REAL SERIOUS COMPLAINT!1! π
Dear mr. host-c, π¨ββοΈ
Our client (later referred to as
hostcock.com) is
REALLY upset because host-c.com is using the letter "c" and we think that's short for "cock" which is totally our thing!!! This is causing us emotional damage and making our CEO cry. :sob: π
As a result, hostcock.com was forced to layoff their
Chief Cock Officer (CCO) mr.
Wad Hah. π°π
ββοΈπ°
WHAT WE WANT πββοΈ
We expect you to:
β’ Stop using the letter "c" in your name π« (rebrand to host-exact.com or sth)
β’ Drop new STORAAJ DEALS on LET πΎ (preferably under $20 (twenty)/y (year) for 2TB (two terabytes))
β’ Pay mr. Wad Hah. a compensation equivalent of 5.14β¬ π°πΆ (five euro fourteen euro cents)
β’ Book him a session with thai sisters πΉπ (optional)
β’ Introduce Fruit and Vegetal as payment method ππ
Submitted with rule of love and FUMO power β¨
WARNERBRO.ST
By: WarnerBro.st Legal Mafia Inc.
Phone: 22-000-SEND-SISTERS
Email: amanda@warnerbro.st
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β οΈ SIVIR WARNING β οΈ
This is obviously a joke lawsuit made for laughs! No real FUMOs were harmed in the making of this document.
Please don't actually sue anyone over at host-c.com!
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