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CrankBis

m y it s crank bis

Price Range 1 - 3 sister/month
Possibel buy using fruit and vegetal

Locations DPRK and China (soon)

Owner Wadhah and sh97

Key Features FREE SPECH ALLOW (on higher plans)
DDR IGNOR, PORT 25 PERMANENT OPEN,
100 Gb/s back boner

Good For 500 GB PRON

Limitations Excessive cranking may cause mild exhaustion

HostCock (previously CockHost)

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Price Range ? /month

Locations Germany

Owner Wadhah and emgh

Key Features Host, Cock

Good For Not good for anything

Limitations Frequent outages, unprofessional staff

yoursunny's summer host

best web hosting and VPS deals in the summer

Price Range 0.66666666666666667 - 7 🥭/month
Push-ups payment during full noon

Locations Antarctica (S 90°00.000 W 030°48.307)

Owner yoursunny

Key Features Remote flippers, IPv9 native

Good For Cold storage (high-speed CF cards)

Limitations Face covering is required

mzunguhosting

network is fast my man

Price Range 61646 - 184940 CFA/month

Locations Bamako, Mali

Owner Mzungu (most probably)

Key Features Pentium IV CPU, 1.41Mbps network, SyntaxError: line 484

Good For Hot Storage, wasting money

Limitations Currently out of stock

FUMO VPS

a PDF Powered Hosting

Price Range 5 - 15 FUMO/month

Locations Tokyo, Japan

Owner Blembin

Key Features FUMO FUMO FUMO

Good For FUMO FUMO

Limitations FUMO

Private Feet Host

Host your feet with us privately

Price Range $1 - 99 /month
Payments accepted in gold coins.

Locations Princess castle

Owner Wadhah

Key Features 100% recycled hamsters on wheels,
Hidden fees,
99.9% downtime

Good For Keeping your feet private and warm

Limitations Partnership with cockhost.com (now hostcock.com)

10¢ Lighthouse

now, that's a cheap lighthouse

Price Range 10¢ / chinese year

Locations China, Singapore, Germany, Indonesia

Owner Rubben (see our evidence)

Key Features slow network,
+20 social credits,
barad_agent, YDService

Good For light-housing random people

Limitations FREE SPEECH DISALLOW,
no custom ISOs